Monday, July 10, 2006

Parenting

I've heard that becoming a parent changes a lot of things in a relationship. If having children is anything remotely like getting a puppy, I can tell you that the biggest change comes in your topics of conversation.

(yawn, stretching)

"Good morning."

"Mornin'"

"Did Mackey poop yet this morning?"

"Yep."

"Indoors or out?"

"Out."

"Good doggie! Good Mackey! She's mummie's girl. Yes she is! How was it?"

"Runny."

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